The Monster Cereals Gang
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Submitted by: slave2moonlight
Slave2moonlight here! Do any of you recall the short-lived werewolf member of the monster cereals gang, "Fruit Brute?" I sure do. Here he is alongside his equally ill-fated successor, "Fruity Yummy Mummy."
Ladies and Gentlemen, in an only half-serious appeal to bring back a treasured childhood memory, I submit to anyone who sees this, particularly those who may be affiliated with General Mills cereals, this revival suggestion for both lost cereal monsters:
Other acceptable possibilities could be: American Berrywolf, Howl-O's, Cinna-Wolfman Crunch, Wolf-Munch Crunch, Cinna-Mummy, Scary Berry, Berry Scary, Berry Brute, Nut Brute, Beast Berry, Berry Beast, Nut 'n' Mummy, Peanutbutter Brute, Wolf Crispies, Pharaoh-O's, Larry Harryberries, Mummy Gots Nuts, and a popular choice, Wolfenberry. Of course, one of the cereals could always take another go at being fruity, but they might want to be cautious about taking the route depicted below.
Yes, that's the Invisiberry Man. G'night folks!
one comment:
HAHAHAHA! I sure remember Fruit Brute the Werewolf! I even had a glow-in-the dark lightswitch Fruit Brute sticker.
BlueEyesWolf - December 29 2004 - 03:19
